Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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