My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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