oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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