as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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