i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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