Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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