is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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