I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
why is half of my head shaved?
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