I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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