we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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