Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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