he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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