i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
high people should be assigned attendants
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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