She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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