I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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