What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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