Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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