I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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