Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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