Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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