Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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