he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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