It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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