How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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