The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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