is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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