I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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