Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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