im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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