Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Swine flu. Run for my life!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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