When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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