I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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