How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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