Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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