Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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