i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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