The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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