She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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