the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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