I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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