Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well I can't set my house on fire every night
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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