i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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