I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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