dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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