Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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