I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize