He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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