Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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