You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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