I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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