seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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