I just made out with a guy for $7.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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