They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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