chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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